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Caption contest #2

Postby Kaøs » 26 Jul 2018, 20:59

Funniest caption gets 2,5K gold. Deadline closes on Sunday (July 29th) @noon. Feel free to post as many captions as you like. I am the sole member of the jury and there will be no correspondence on the outcome :-)

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Re: Caption contest #2

Postby Schtupps » 26 Jul 2018, 21:49

'See Mom, you dyed my hair this colour. Look what it has done to me.'
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Re: Caption contest #2

Postby Kaøs » 27 Jul 2018, 12:53

"I like guns. And bombs. Yes: I also like bombs. I like how they go: BOOM! Don't like people much, though. Like that turd in gym class...what a dick, giving me wedgies and slapping me with that wet towel. I HATE that guy. ... Hey, what's that? that looks like a butterfly. I like butterflies... I like how they dance in the sky. I also like their colors. Except brown ones. I don't like brown ones. Those are creepy. And I also don't like people much...oh, hold on...lalalala."
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Re: Caption contest #2

Postby Windavell » 27 Jul 2018, 13:03

I wish I could come up with something, Im so rubbish at captions/memes :(
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Re: Caption contest #2

Postby Kaøs » 30 Jul 2018, 21:40

And the lucky winner is (drumroll....): Fnn!

Runner-up, because he forgot to put actual captions on his line (which would have worked!).

Both have by now received their reqrd in the mail. Enjoy :-)
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Re: Caption contest #2

Postby Kaøs » 30 Jul 2018, 21:41

Hahaha, crap: it was not Fnn but Buf! He also received his reward, lol. I saw the blue name and just assumed it was Fnn. Sowweee!

Fnn, you can keep yours: an error of the bank in your favor.
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Re: Caption contest #2

Postby Windavell » 31 Jul 2018, 13:38

mine was more a comment than caption but guess I win due to lack of entries.... I'll stick the money in the bank :)
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Re: Caption contest #2

Postby Kaøs » 31 Jul 2018, 15:30

I know it was a comment, but it could also work as a caption. If the kid was actually thinking that, the sheer desperation and subsequent frustration would lead him to smear his ice cream all over his face. Just to feel alive. And to feel in control of something, anything.

That's what my imagination would make of it. So to me, it was an unintended, but worthy result :-)
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