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The truth about xmas...

Postby Nightmarish » 22 Nov 2016, 15:08

So after the few years we have always wondered what Laz was up to during the winter months leading to xmas.

After much searching and digging see within the depths of the internet I have found a source of information. Take from it what you will but perhaps it gives us a clue

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse,
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Potato king would soon be there

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of potatoes danced in their heads.
Chips or curly, roasted or crinkled,
Their only wish was a potato that jingled

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

And there he stood looking around,
Lazarus the potato king with a stern frown
He picked up his spuds and ran away,
Fast as he could he jumped in his sleigh,

But do not fear coz there still was a gift,
In the middle of the lawn spawned a giant rift,
hundreds of spuds were pouring out,
All hail the potato king we scream and shout!
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